Thursday, February 26, 2009

The new remake of Total Recall.

Is going to be terrible. Some shit music video director will take the helm, and we'll get a sub-Jason Statham to star.

Would someone please tell Columbia that Paul Verhoeven and his bizarre euro insanity/sexuality were what made this film work? Actually, could we just stop making action films entirely without the presence of a Euro art-auteur that is slumming?

When asked for comment, here is what Doug Quaid had to say:
If I am not me, den who da hell am I?!?!

h/t MTV Movies Blog

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